ALIAS
Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Feb 5, 2024 0:35:38 GMT
Howie nearly spat as the behemoth came into view. If he wasn't paying attention he might have confused it with a building, but the kind of building that destroys a few city blocks at a time and eats buses like slim jims. The grip on the throttle hesitated as he approached, curling a lip as he rumbled closer, only to see the psycho bitch make her way right up onto the thing like it was a dirt bike track. Somewhere deep inside of him, a little voice told him this was dangerous. That little voice was soon jumped and beaten senseless by the other voices telling him to let loose. Shrugging, he yanked the throttle once again, driving headlong toward the monster.
Weaving in between vehicles that had halted to a stop in the wake of the skyscraper serpent, Howie soon saw his opportunity. It seemed that an army of fiends followed this monsters suit, flooding the streets with all matter of crustaceous, piscine, or cephalopodic freaks you could ever imagine. One particular monster, a Jellyfish walking around on its tentacles, latching onto whatever passerbys unlucky enough to be on the menu. Riding up the back of a stopped car, shattering out the back window as he rolled up onto the roof, he flew off of it like a ramp, dropping down onto the bulbous head of this jellyfish and bounding off of it like a springboard, launching him and his bike high into the air, aiming to crash down right onto the serpents back, tires skidding out from under him across the slick scales. Once momentum was back on his side, he rumbled on down the spine of the beast and toward the manic motor-maiden.
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Roadhog
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EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 29, 2024 0:01:29 GMT
Running this bitch off the road was only the beginning of their tiff. With a sniff of the air, there it was again, that undersea funk, the crustaceous stank that he had just gotten away from. Some shit was going down on the beach, and of course their little street race ended up leading them right back to the sea stampede. Following after her path of destruction, Howie used the railing she had busted through as a ramp to make a jump down onto the beach below, keeping chase as she weaved through the people and monsters running around in all directions.
Cackling at the top of his lungs, he watched as her and her new crab friend sped on down the coast, fumbling for something. Surely that was no good. Speeding up to one of the other beasts, one in particular being a clam on two seemingly humanoid legs, Howie latched his claws onto the lip of a gaping shellfish's mouth as it tried to snap at him, bending it backward as he sped on past until it snapped at the hinge, ripping the scallop shield right off and guarding himself of the oncoming stray shots, flinching and weaving his bike out of reflex even if the bullets whizzed off of the barrier.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Jan 28, 2024 23:33:24 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 28, 2024 23:33:24 GMT
With his brand new meat shield, Howie decided it would be a waste not to get some use of it him. As the man squirmed in his claws, he charged forward, aiming to bowl over anyone who stood in his way, full speed ahead right at the guy with the gun. Hopefully his new friend here would be kind enough to take any stray shots that might have been fired off before he could smash the guy against the wall in a thug sandwich, stomping on his wrist the second he got a chance to in an attempt to disarm him. Taking back control of these goons, he and his hotheaded friend loomed over the men, debating on what they should do next.
"Tie 'em up to the bike and drag them through town...?" He said with a fanged grin, cackled his high pitched laugh, "Or maybe a little bath in the motor oil pit, see who can hold their breath the longest.." Howie unconsciously clenched and unclenched his hand, claws glimmering in the dim lighting of the warehouse, all this excitement getting the better of him.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 28, 2024 0:25:53 GMT
Obnoxious crunching and chewing noises didn't seem to stop even during their gracious host's speech, nearly finishing off the greasy bucket by this point as Howie half-listened to the weirdos around the room give their spiels. Sucking the sheen off of his claws, then brushing them onto his chest, Howie finally spoke up.
"Any of you need wheels, I got the best rides in town. Something discrete, or something with some real horsepower, we got it." Burping loudly, he let out a high pitched cackle before continuing, "Untraceable, modded, overclocked, or just something seriously badass, drop by the garage and I'll hook you up personally." Pausing and squinting his eyes, he looked around the room, "...and it ain't cheap, no loans or interest, just get to taste the rubber of my tire if you don't pay up..."
Then his nose seemed to latch onto something, sniffing away at the air as a literal deadman came rolling out of one of the trashcans. He coulda sworn he had smelled something when he came in, but he was jowls deep in his bucket of chicken to notice. Now it was unmistakable. This guy fucking reeked. Curling his lip, Howie was struggle to decide if it made him sick or hungry smelling a pile of rotten bones laying around.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Jan 26, 2024 16:51:48 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 26, 2024 16:51:48 GMT
Rumbling through traffic, Howie watched as this woman proved to be far more destructive than he was... today, atleast! She plowed through the windows of a shop, leaving a wake of broken glass and terror, only to wind up neck and neck with him. But she knew how to play dirty, and hurling a mannequin head at his handlebars sent him momentarily careening into the side of a van, denting the side before rebounding off and righting himself. Now she'd gone and done it.
Yanking the throttle, Howie's engine roared even louder, flames spitting from his exhaust as he shot forward once again. From behind her, the madman on a motorbike came crunching overtop the hood of a car, making a b-line directly for her, no matter what stood in his way. Tires skid over the hood, before launching himself back onto the road behind her, attempting to close the gap. As the oncoming cars skidded in and out of the way, trying to avoid them as much as she had tried to weave between them, honking and shouting from inside their cars. Howie had decided to take a different approach, plowing straight over each vehicle in his way, lifting his front tire as they came up and tearing out overtop the roofs. It was a bumpy ride, but he needed to teach this bitch a lesson on who is the king of these streets.
Coming up behind her finally, he sped forward to ram himself directly into her back tire with his front, cackling his high pitched laugh, before swinging up beside her for a sideswipe attempt, then rocketing on ahead.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
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EVENT TOKENS
150
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Spotted Hyena
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Jan 20, 2024 21:32:53 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 20, 2024 21:32:53 GMT
Shouldering his way into the premises, a bucket of fried chicken hugged under his fur-clad arm, a hulking beast man stood in the doorway. A clawed hand popped the welding goggles up off of his eyes and onto his brow, peering around the dusty interior with a curled lip, baring an incisor. Bringing a drumstick up to his mouth, he took a bite, followed by another, finishing with an audible crunch as he snapped right through the bone, chewing up his greasy goodness and calling out to the group.
"What is this Halloween or somethin'? I guess I forgot my costume at home, sorry chief." He gestured to the man in the skull mask with his half eaten chicken leg. Letting out a high pitched cackle, sending bits of bone and chicken spraying from his teeth briefly, he found the closest seat and dropped himself into it with a thud, creaking under his weight, before propping his legs up. His black combat boots were split at the toe, a set of sharp claws jutting out of the material. Chicken grease dripped down onto the sleeveless leather jacket he wore, running his claws back through his red maned mohawk while he looked around the room at the interesting group of freaks that had shown up. He didn't see Hothead here yet, maybe he was running late.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
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Spotted Hyena
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Jan 20, 2024 21:13:26 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 20, 2024 21:13:26 GMT
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Roadhog
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EVENT TOKENS
150
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Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 19, 2024 2:56:51 GMT
As things quickly turned south, Howie's wild gaze fell half-lidded, lip curling into a grimace. All of the fun momentum had come to a halt because they wanted to pussy out and pull out some super soakers. Taking a deep breath, Howie sighed and shook his head, grumbling audibly.
"I gotta be honest, Hotshot, I was not planning on getting shot today.."
Reluctantly, Howie rolled his eyes, mockingly nodding to the goons approaching him, as if to tell them to hurry up. "Cmon, fellas, lets get it over with... do your worst..." Raising his hands up, his feigned white flag, he waited just until one had gotten within his reach, before his grimace curled into a grin once again. Suddenly lurching forward, he moved to snatch up the mans wrist toting the knife, spinning him around and pressing his own knife against his neck, holding him tightly as a meat shield, even if he wanted to wriggle and fight. Either he slits his own throat or he plays nice and takes some bullets for him, honestly either worked for Howie at this point.
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Roadhog
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EVENT TOKENS
150
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Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 19, 2024 2:40:23 GMT
Howie had just come from a short beach vacation, still covered in sand and fish guts, brushing off a bit of it here and there that caked his leather jacket, sleeves torn off ages ago, leaving his weapons of mass destruction free to breath. Cranking the throttle as he at the light, he was debating on just running it at this point, how long could this thing stay red anyway!? His train of thought was quickly side tracked as a voice cut through the roar of his engine, realizing some lady on her toy bike seemed to have some kinda problem with him.
Glancing over to this pipsqueek mouthing off, Howie curled a lip in a grimace, revealing his jagged incisors clamped around his cigarette, the cherry smoldering red as he took another draw on it. The last draw, to be exact. Plucking it from his mouth with his claws, he stared at this woman from behind his welding goggles, before flicking the lit cigarette directly onto her just before the light turning green.
His tires spun against the road as he pulled the throttle, sending a plume of smoke up from a burnout, a burst of flames erupting from the exhaust briefly before he was off, rocketing forward through the light and onward to leave this jackass eating his dust, cutting her off as soon as he was able to, raising up a clawed middle finger and cackling back to her, "Might as well kiss my ass while you're back there, bitch!"
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 19, 2024 2:28:36 GMT
Howie had had enough of this brat. Saved her a few times and yet all she wanted to do was whine and pout. Gritting his teeth and gripping the handlebars on his bike, he decided it was finally time to ditch this bitch. With another rev of the engine, he kicked the front wheel up off of the ground with a wheelie for a moment, before slamming it down and hitting the brakes, catapulting the back wheel up into the air like a bucking bronco, seesawing this passenger into the air and launching her off into the beach beast parade. With a cackle, Howie watched her get flung, cranking the throttle a few times and offering her one last clawed middle finger, before speeding off back toward the city streets up the embankment.
"Good luck kid! Enjoying being fish food!"
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Roadhog
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EVENT TOKENS
150
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Spotted Hyena
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Jan 14, 2024 23:25:06 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 14, 2024 23:25:06 GMT
Howie curled his lip in a grimace at her whining about her damn hat, growling at her in frustration, "It's just a damn hat kid, you got a death wish or something?!"
As they argued, the squid kid scurried further away with the girls hat, and his buddies were closing in on them. With a yank on the throttle, the back wheel spun in the sand, Howie hooking the handlebars to the right and beginning to send the bike into a tailspin, slinging sand around them as he skidded in a doughnut to give them a window to escape, before gunning it straight for one of the distracted monsters, aiming to plow through it and continue on out of the fishman dogpile and onto the beach, barreling on after the tentacled thief now donning this brats hat. Anything to shut her up!
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Jan 13, 2024 17:04:54 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 13, 2024 17:04:54 GMT
Howie's large fist nearly dwarfed Eiji's as he met his bump with his own, brandishing his incisors in a grin. His claws fished around in his leather jacket for a second, tugging out a cigarette and a lighter, propping the cancer stick between his teeth as he brought up the lighter, flipping open the metal hinged lid and pressing his thumb to the spark wheel. Then it dawned on him, raising an eyebrow and looking up at the frightened faces of a few of the men, and he paused before chuckling to himself. That's right... whole place is covered in gas, whoops! That would have been silly to blow them all to smithereens. Ah whatever, cigs can wait, its time to bust some heads.
As the two goons approached them, Howie held the cigarette tight in his teeth, hurling himself off of his bike and at the man with the same energy brought. Leaping on all fours, he batted the thrusting knife away with his claws, immediately following up by grabbing the guy by the collar and hurling him backward into his friends.
Baring his spiny teeth, Howie growled through clenched jaw at the group, "Hummingbirds might not kill people, but funny enough I'm not with those goody goods... so what does that say about me, huh?" Howie's clawed hand hung at his side, ready to slash up anyone else who had something to prove.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Jan 13, 2024 16:44:11 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 13, 2024 16:44:11 GMT
Glancing over his shoulder, through the glint of his welding goggles, he saw her once again, rolling around on her back in the sand while some monster was trying to smash her to bits. Gritting his teeth, Howie tapped his thumb against the throttle anxiously, before grumbling audibly and spinning his front wheel back around, hurling sand in his wake as he revv'd his way back to the little bastard. Coming up behind the crustaceous creature attempting to assail her, he road up its back like a ramp until it collapsed under his weight in a crunchy mess beneath him, extending out his claws and scooping up the kid by grabbing hold of her collar, slinging her up off of the sand and right onto backmost portion of the bike seat.
"You are a fish magnet, kid, you got seaweed in your pocket or something?! Mama didn't teach you how to fight back?! Christ!"
Revving up the engine, Howie sat for a moment now with her, her hat close by, threatening to blow further away by the second, the sea breeze catching its edges here and there.
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Jan 10, 2024 23:46:11 GMT
Post by roadhog on Jan 10, 2024 23:46:11 GMT
Vroom vroom!
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Roadhog
OCCUPATION
Hired Muscle
EVENT TOKENS
150
QUIRK
Spotted Hyena
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Post by roadhog on Jan 9, 2024 2:07:48 GMT
A rumbling in the distance signaled the arrival of the other half of this evening's duo, skidding around the the corner at the end of the street, tires screeching as the beast weaved through traffic toward their target location. Earlier this week he had been filled in on another job, the Hummingbirds sure were keeping him busy since he moved here, not a month going by without another uprising of some scumbags or collusion of thugs making waves in the city that needed to be put in their place. Honestly as far as Howie was concerned, all Eiji had to to say was he needed someone to come crack some skulls with him and he'd be down to clown, but all the other stuff about bad for business made sense to the pea brain biker all the same. Any excuse to cause some chaos.
Skidding to a halt right next to his fiery redheaded partner, the back wheel of the bike lifting off of the ground from the sudden stop, coming down with a heavy thud that shook the pavement, Howie bared a fanged grin, raising an eyebrow and flipping up the welding goggles. "Why you waiting around out here, hothead? Don't tell me you of all people are getting cold feet." He teased, crossing his arms bulging out of the tattered sleeveless leather jacket.
Knowing they didn't come here for chit chat, Howie squinted his gaze toward the warehouse nearby, pointed a jagged claw to it and lapping his tongue against on of his teeth absentmindedly before speaking up, "Sooo... that the place...?" He asked nonchalantly, awaiting any form of confirmation. As soon as the green light was even hinted at, the hulking beast man shrugged and nodded his head. That was all he needed to hear. Snapping back down his goggles, ripping the throttle on the bike, Howie gave it the beans. The back tire screeched as it spun in place, burning rubber as it flung him forward, lifting the front end off the ground in a wheelie from the sudden burst of motion, sending him careening down the street directly for the target warehouse like a skud missile. "Meet you inside, boss!" Throwing his head back, he let out a cackle that echoed throughout the street. As he approached there were no signs of slowing, closing in faster and faster on the building, engine roaring full bore. He never was the type for subtly, and if you wanted into a place why not just use the front door.
Showtime!
Full speed, Howie rocketed himself on his bike directly at the entrance facing the street, the hinges creaking momentarily before erupting like buck shot, sending fasteners and shrapnel into the room, following promptly by the heavy door slamming flat against the dusty floor of the interior, and then finally followed up with a maniac on a motorcycle charging in without so much as a knock. Giving the throttle another rev, the engine roared defeaningly in the warehouse floor room, the maniac driving directly for a card table full of thugs playing some unimportant game of something or other, the befuddled looks of the unaware men still whirring the gears in their heads at what might be going on. Pivoting himself, Howie hammered the tail end of his bike into the table, sending it launching into the air high above everyone, poker chips and playing cards raining down like fallout.
But that wasn't the only thing raining down on the men. A familiar sting of the nostrils, glistening droplets of.... glorious god damn gasoline.
The Hyena clutched in his hands a cannister of fuel, dumping it as he went onto the group of unsuspecting and unlucky men, splashing and spraying the fuel like it was champagne at the end of a victory lap, emptying the contents around the room as he did a round, finally ending up in one big circle, skidding to a halt just next to the collapsed door, hurling the empty can into the corner of the room with a clattering thud, sunlight trickling in from the doorway lighting up the dust that floated around in the wake of all the mayhem. Baring his teeth in a devious grin, Howie sat back on his bike and let out a loud whistle to signal his partner that it was the perfect time for his debut.
"Evening fellas! My buddy here was wanting a few words with you all, if'n you don't mind the intrusion! Oh, and I'd advise you all to keep your cools, boss man here can get really uh... fired up pretty easy, and we wouldn't want to blow the lid off of this place before we had a chance to get to know each other alittle better, now would we?!"
The entire warehouse now reeked of gas, it stung Howie's nose like sweet sweet bliss, and the men were good and rightly soaked in it from the petrol parade he had just thrown. He just needed to give his buddy a chance to get his point across, or hell, just burn the place to the god damn ground. Either worked for Howie, he was just here for the fun after all.
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