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Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Sept 20, 2024 0:53:33 GMT
Post by Nickelodeon on Sept 20, 2024 0:53:33 GMT
Ah-ha! The ol' "spraying-the-receptionist-at-a-hero-agency-with-too-much-ink-after-removing-a-jar-of-jam-plugging-up-the-too-small-pen" gag, a classic. Nick had this in the bag. She'd be getting that bandana for sure, no matter how many banana peels, cream pies, and falling pianos she had to go through to get it. This sap was putty in her paws. The heroes were always so easy to play with. Most of them were nice or noble enough to take a joke, even if not many survived them. But Nick couldn't risk that bandana getting harmed, so she'd need to use all of her newly acquired feminine wits and wiles to get that head wrap unscathed.
"Dion! Ms. Dion." Nick announced proudly and openly, not really thinking about how bad of an alias it was. "But you can call me Nicki!" She extended a hand out for Ryota to shake. She couldn't help herself... She knew she needed to behave to get that perfect headband, but how could she resist?! He's practically begging for it!!! A joybuzzer formed in the palm of her hand ready to zap the polite hero/would-be-receptionist with just a little more electricity than would be comfortable. If he takes the bait, than its on him!
Ain't Nobody Got Time Ta Read All Dat (TLDR): Lady Nick introduced herself as Nicki Dion and extended a hand out to Ryota to shake, but couldnt help from putting out a joybuzzer
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Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Post by Nickelodeon on Aug 7, 2024 0:33:31 GMT
Nick was all to happy to deal with anyone that managed to play along with him. There were lovely suckers like Arsenal who chipped in some spare change for the all-too-important-but-nonexistent tickets to the imaginary land of "Saint Louie" while other mooks like Olivia seemed to believe they were too high and mighty to pay the toll. Ooo, she's gonna pay alright... Unfortunately for the voices in Nick's head, Arsenal set him up for a zinger with a simple question.
"Three stalls down from Saint Paul with his Peter in the John." Nick grouchoed out with an inky black cigar that seemed to form from his mouth as he took Arsenal's coins. He didn't count it, he just tossed whatever she gave into his cap.
Before anything could be questioned further, he zipped away like a horse fly towards another mark as she entered the establishment. As Nick asked for her ticket, Retsu made a comment that was just too easy, asking if she looked like an idiot."If I said no, I'd either being lying or blind."
Nick laughed zanily and rushed before the woman could retaliate as it seemed the pièce de résistance of dopes walked in to pull focus. As if he was the most important person there, just because some of the slack-jawwed wannabes here were listening to the NPC in a hacky hockey mask. It wasn't in his best interest nor did it play with his current persona to troll these rubes for some cash, but this bum was just asking to get roasted. Nick zipped over towards the Coaltender, dropping his conductor accent, popping up over a shoulder and began antagonizing the schmuck. "Eh, Canadian Manian, Jason wants his intellectual property back, not that you look like a guy with any intellect to spare." With a laugh, he snapped over to the other side like a quick cut. "'Course, I'd want to put a mask on too if I was kicked out of the NHL for being so pucking ugly."
Nick laughed mockingly again and was about to scurry away, when suddenly he wasn't the only one razing on the masked meat-head. Another voice called out to the Coaltender, calling him The Mighty Duck. It wasn't a great jab as it was mainly to ask for clarification on whatever the hockey masked moron was going on about. Still it was a decently obscure taunt at guy and Nick couldn't help but pile on. "As much as I love roast duck, where's your boss, Wildwing? Is Emilio Estevez in the back or is Disney not schelping up for the cameo? The goons are gettin' goonie!"
Ain't Nobody Got Time Ta Read All Dat (TLDR): Nick took note of Olivia while scamming Aresenal, he then called Retsu an idiot before rushing over to roast the Coaltender
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ALIAS
Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Post by Nickelodeon on Jul 9, 2024 23:02:31 GMT
"Tickets! Tickets please!" Dressed in his finest train conductor silhouette, Nick made his way around the bar, badgering guests for their 'tickets' to be there in a raspy crude voice. Nick was harassing some of the biggest names, bodies and minds in villainy, wicked up-and-comers and long lasting evil veterans, Japan's Most Wanted! well... or at least these doorknobs who actually showed up; most of whom seemed to be wondering who had called for this little get together.
There were no tickets, Nick had no more insight into this meeting than anyone else, Nick was just an attendee like all the others. Hell most of the crowd probably didn't recognize him, but his work spoke for itself: badly and with an out of date translator. Nick had only arrived in Japan less than a month ago and most of his work had gone unnoticed and unappreciated. But when he found the open invitation on the desktop of some low-level low-life third-rate villain he had just smashed with a piano, he just had to make an appearance. "Tickets! Tickets please!" He grumbled out as he made his way around the bar, extorting the less intelligent into paying him an imaginary ticket fee to attend the free meeting or just be baffled by the little rubber-hose cartoon man acting as though they were on a train. "Tickets! Give ya' tickets here! Next stop Saint Louie!"
Ain't Nobody Got Time Ta Read All Dat (TLDR): Nick found the invitation on the desktop of some villain he killed and showed up. Treating the party like a train, he began cycling around asking people for their ticket.
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ALIAS
Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Post by Nickelodeon on Jul 9, 2024 22:30:45 GMT
The now stereotypically lady-shaped Nick turned towards the voice. And there they were... so beautiful, so dashing, so strong. It was like a bolt of lightning had struck our hero's heart. Her eyes bulged like heart-shaped balloons on Valentine's Days. Her chest beat like the steel drum band in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Her heart sang like a nightingale on a regular ass Tuesday. They were everything Nick had been looking for all her life. It was like a moment from a romantic comedy. And not one of those artsy Frank Capra or playful Rob Reiner pictures, this the real kind of Love Actually, Bridget Jones Diary, Richard Curtis kind of moments. (Eat'yer heart out Garry Marshall.) There they were... standing behind the reception desk of this hero agency, wrapped around the forehead of some yutz. Sure the bandana wasn't the member's jacket Nick was looking for, but no one's perfect, and they were perfect just the way they were. They would be hers!
Nick composed herself as she strutted over in a bombastic fashion, letting her new curves glide her towards the accessory of her dreams. Nick bent over the edge of the reception desk, staring with long-lashed goo-goo eyes at that bandana. She would have missed the guy wearing the bandana entirely if he hadn't ruined the moment by talking.
With a strong blink, Nick had to fall back into line. If she bumbled this up she'd never get a shot at that beautiful head-wear. "Oh yes. I'll be applying." Nick said with her sweetest Mid-Atlantic Katherine Hepburn knock off voice. She took the application and the pen from him. "Thank you oh so kindly."
Nick attempted to use the pen, but for reasons unknown (Uh huh~) the pen seemed to be out of ink or jammed. "Oh no. I couldn't possibly handle anything stronger than a tictac." She continued to shake and press and jostle and scribble with the pen to no avail only to pause to purr out in a husky hungry tone: "Got any gin back there?"
Snapping back to focus on her pen, she continued to harder and more dramatically to get the thing to write. She lifted the pen to eye level and began fiddling with its sides. Suddenly a torrent of thick black ink, far more than would have fit in the tiny ball-point pen, squirted out and sprayed the acting receptionist in the face like from a hose.
Nick appeared to be oblivious to Ryota's misfortune as she cheered in relief. "There it is!" Holding up a small jar of preserves no larger than a pencil eraser, Nick looked up at her inked attendant and said, "I found the jam."
Ain't Nobody Got Time Ta Read All Dat (TLDR): The Lady Nick found love in the surprising appearance of a bandana that has filled the hole in her heart for a Member's Only Jacket. Now determined to get that bandana, Nick goes along with the application process, squirting a gallon of ink from the jammed pen she was given
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Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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May 31, 2024 22:49:48 GMT
Post by Nickelodeon on May 31, 2024 22:49:48 GMT
It was a beautiful sunny day in the bustling metropolitan Tokyo, Japan. People and vehicles skittering down concrete roads and sidewalks in tight flows of traffic that made them practically appear to be like ants marching along in intricate lines between massive and complicated city blocks. Such life and vibrancy, being wasted through the restrictions of society and limitations of man's ambition. So much opportunity for creative expression jammed and stuffed down into soulless similar boxes. The city had a rather enticing quality to it, like a house of cards or stacks of dominoes just BEGGING to be knocked down. At least then it would be something different. But all that annihilistic nihilism aside, the city was just the setting of something greater:
"ME!"
Yes, humble reader, that 'ME!' belong to none other the dashing hero of our story: Nick "Nickelodeon" DionTM (Certified Sociopath)(Certification Pending) Crazy as it may seem, and there was plenty of crazy to go around, Nick arrived relatively peacefully to the island of Japan. Sure the boat taking him to the country happen to sink from MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES, but Nick made it, and isn't that what really matters?
Now that he made it to the land of the rising sun he sought to do all the touristy things: see the pyramids, eat at the Olive Garden (as mentioned in the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie)(When You're Here, You're Family®), and read a newspaper. Frustratingly, this third task was proving more difficult than he expected. Who bought printed news any more... without flipping immediately to the funnies.
"Oh Heathcliff, you and your meat helmet." Nick sighed out contently after perusing the cultured cat comic. But with that aspect dealt with he could finally look into the rest of the newspaper.
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He could FINALLY look into the rest of the newspaper!
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HE COULD FINALLY LOOK-"No." What do you mean: 'No'?! "The news is BOOORING!" But it's in the script, you need to read the newspaper in order to see the plot hook. "Well it's dumb. Can't we just skip ahead to the fun stuff?" Fine... but you're missing all of the context and cultural references that could come into play with this story! "Like we were going to use that anyways..."
After fast-fowarding along the story, Nick arrived out side the Maxima Hero Agency Headquarters. He had seen an open call of recruitment for the agency and with misguided enthusiasm decided it sounded like a fun way to spend the day. After all, what hero agency wouldn't want someone like him on their team! He had killed just about as many villains as he had heroes, so it had to balance out. Besides, while it was not advertised, Nick could only assume that anyone accepted would be given a Member's Only Jacket. What other reason would someone have for becoming a pro hero?
As Nick moved to enter the building, a thought occurred to him. When meeting with police and heroes in other countries, they seemed quite antagonistic towards him on sight. (They must have been stalking his MySpace page.) If he was going to get that Member's Only Jacket, he was going to need to use some subterfuge. Nick held up his right fist to his head, sticking his thumb out towards himself like a nozzle. As he blew into his thumb, Nick gripped onto what appeared to be a belt hanging loose from his inky form for the sole purpose of this bit. As his body began to inflate like a balloon, the belt cinched tightly, creating a feminine hour-glass figure. Nick then gripped onto the sides of his head and pulled out flaps that he shaped and smoothed into the design of a stylish hairdo. With minimal primping, Nick had taken on an appealing lady appearance and was ready to get that jacket.
Nick made her way into the building and over to the reception desk, ready to play the part as effectively comically as possible.
"Hello?*Cough hack cough* Hello? Is anyone here?" Nick hacked and coughed until her voice took on a melodic fit to her new form. "I heard that this agency was in search of new talent?"
Ain't Nobody Got Time Ta Read All Dat (TLDR): Nick arrived in Tokyo. After some goofing around, the story actually started. Seeking the unstated assumption of a Member's Only Jacket if he joined the Maxima Hero Agency, Nick manually modified his appearance to look like a feminine form of himself in an attempt to hide his identity. He then entered the agency's headquarters in hopes of application.
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Nickelodeon
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Professional Annoyance
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Toon Ink
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Post by Nickelodeon on May 20, 2024 7:52:32 GMT
Story Log for NickelodeonThreads Ongoing:On Hold:Complete:Cancelled: |
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Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Post by Nickelodeon on May 20, 2024 7:30:59 GMT
[googlefont=Quicksand] [attr="class","likedo"] [attr="class","likedotitle"] [attr="class","likedotitle2"]LOCKER ROOM APPLICATION - Nickelodeon PHARAOH LEAP. [newclass=.likedo]background-color:#f0f0f0;padding:25px;width:400px;color:#888888;line-height:10px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedotitle]background-color:#ffffff;border:solid 9px #444444;padding:1px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedotitle2]background-color:#444444;color:#ffffff;font:bold 10px Calibri;line-height:35px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:2px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedoinfo]margin-top:-10px;border:solid 1px #e5e5e5;background-color:#f9f9f9;padding:24px;font:10px verdana;text-align:justify;line-height:12px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedosub]background-color:#444444;font:bold 8px Calibri;text-align:left;padding:10px;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:1px;[/newclass] |
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ALIAS
Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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Post by Nickelodeon on May 20, 2024 7:22:25 GMT
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Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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May 17, 2024 23:01:13 GMT
Post by Nickelodeon on May 17, 2024 23:01:13 GMT
[googlefont=Quicksand] [attr="class","likedo"] [attr="class","likedotitle"] [attr="class","likedotitle2"]CHARACTER APPLICATION [attr="class","likedoinfo"] LINK TO COMPLETED CHARACTER SHEET: NickelodeonMATHEMATICAL BREAKDOWN: Standard Start: 15,000 EXP
Awareness D+ 750 EXP
Dexterity D+ 750 EXP
Durability C- 1750 EXP
Speed D+ 750 EXP
Strength D+ 750 EXP
Vitality C- 1750 EXP
Quirk B- 8000 EXP
Total Spent 14500 EXP
Total Remaining 500 EXP
OTHER: That's All Folks!~ PHARAOH LEAP. [newclass=.likedo]background-color:#f0f0f0;padding:25px;width:400px;color:#888888;line-height:10px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedotitle]background-color:#ffffff;border:solid 9px #444444;padding:1px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedotitle2]background-color:#444444;color:#ffffff;font:bold 10px Calibri;line-height:35px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:2px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedoinfo]margin-top:-10px;border:solid 1px #e5e5e5;background-color:#f9f9f9;padding:24px;font:10px verdana;text-align:justify;line-height:12px;[/newclass] [newclass=.likedosub]background-color:#444444;font:bold 8px Calibri;text-align:left;padding:10px;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:1px;[/newclass] |
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ALIAS
Nickelodeon
OCCUPATION
Professional Annoyance
EVENT TOKENS
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QUIRK
Toon Ink
Villain
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May 17, 2024 20:57:45 GMT
Post by Nickelodeon on May 17, 2024 20:57:45 GMT
credits to @rx for the template [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header1"]Nickelodeon  [attr="class","header2"]OVERVIEW » NAME: Nicolas Dion » AGE: Uncertain (appears to be in his 30s-40s) » GENDER: Uncertain (Male Presenting) (He/They) » AFFILIATION: Unaffiliated (Seen as Mostly Villainous) » ALIAS: Nickelodeon, The Saturday Morning Killer, The Living Toon, The Ink Blot Man » OCCUPATION: Self-Employed Physics Tester/ Professional Annoyance/ Serial Killer  [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]PERSONALITY » POSITIVE TRAITS:✔ Funny (subjectively)
✔ Creative
✔ Amiable
✔ Manipulable
| » NEGATIVE TRAITS:✘ Oblivious
✘ Narcissistic
✘ Chaotic
✘ Sociopathic
| »LIKES:✔ Jokes
✔ Pies
✔ Cartoons
✔ Vengeance
| »DISLIKES:✘ Jokes (on him)
✘ Seriousness
✘ Boredom
✘ Erasers
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Nick has the mentality and demeanor of a golden age cartoon character. While he doesn't often act out of malice, he doesn't quiet understand or care that the rest of the world doesn't function like he does. His personality and motivations can change rather abruptly and dynamically which can cause him to be triggered or driven by different things for no apparent reason. He thinks and acts in ways that are the most comically driven, even to his own detriment. Everything is a gag to him, so even when people are killed by his actions, he doesn't take it seriously.  [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]APPEARANCE » HEIGHT: 5'9" (average adult male height) » WEIGHT: 197.6 lbs (average adult male weight) » EYE COLOR: White (can change with emotions to help emphasis) » HAIR COLOR: Black » SKIN COLOR: Black » FACE CLAIM NAME: Father and the Phantom Blot » FACE CLAIM SERIES: Kids Next Door and Disney Nick is a living cartoon ink blot. He is solid black everywhere but his eyes which tend to be solid white. While he can manipulate his form to take on whatever kind of shape he pleases he tends to take on the appearance of an average adult man. Because of solid black form, it is difficult to perceive him three-dimensionally, making appear like a 2D drawing from any angle. [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]HISTORY Nick actually doesn't remember his past, constantly making up stories about who he is and was to fit the bit or his current motivations. The most common backstory that he gives to people is that he was a person that got sucked into a tv and trapped inside an old episode of a cartoon for decades, where he went insane until the tv was broken and Nick was set free. There is no confirmation of this actually happening but since it is his most consistent story it is given the most credibility. All that is known for certain is that Nick just seemed to recently appear out of nowhere and has been causing mayhem and death through his cartoonish actions all around the world. Though not considered a traditional villain due to no known motivations, he is on the villain registry even though little to nothing real is known about him outside of his Nickelodeon persona. [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]ATTRIBUTES » AWARENESS (D+)
| » SPEED (D+) | | » DEXTERITY (D+) | » STRENGTH (D+) | | » DURABILITY(C-) | » VITALITY (C-) |
Limit Breakers: 3 Available | 0/45 Used [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]EQUIPMENT EQUIPMENT NAME: EQUIPMENT RANK: EQUIPMENT MANUFACTURER:EQUIPMENT DESCRIPTION: [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]QUIRK QUIRK NAME: Toon Ink QUIRK RANK: B- QUIRK TYPE: Mutation QUIRK DESCRIPTION: Nickelodeon is composed of Toon Ink and can do whatever a cartoon can do. They can modify their own body in nearly way to comically achieve a desired effect. (ie. becoming flattened from the impact from a heavy object, inflating himself to be able to float like a balloon, stretching his mouth significantly in order to swallow something larger than himself whole, etc.) He can also bend and break the laws of physics around them in order to comically achieve a desired effect. (ie. pulling random items from behind his back as if it was in his back pocket, suddenly appearing behind someone despite being seen running away in an opposite direction, painting a hole that can be a physical hole to some but solid and just painted to others, etc.) Anything created/summoned from this quirk are quirk constructs (illustrated black and white as if drawn into existence) and disappear from existence after accomplishing its created purpose. Complexity and effectiveness of these actions or constructs depends on control rank and comedic value of said action or construct. QUIRK DRAWBACKS: The user is prone to laughing, even at inappropriate times. They also have to do whatever has the most potential for humor, even if it might put them at risk (I.E. slip on a banana peel if the opportunity presents itself). The user is bound by the laws of comedy as well as the laws of cartoon physics. (ie. Laws of Cartoon Physics, Codified Cartoon Laws of Physics, Chuck Jones' Rules of Road Runner Cartoons, David Zucker's 15 Rules of Comedy, 13 Rules of Comedy, The Rule of Three, etc.) They cannot use a technique or gag that they used last round unless they change the way it is presented, what it is being used for or the ending result. They cannot use the same technique or gag more than three times in a thread. [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","header2"]SKILLS SKILL NAME: SKILL RANK: SKILL DESCRIPTION: PLAYED BY IncrediBilloons [newclass=.body]width:450px;margin:auto;text-align:justify;font-family:arial;font-size:14px;[/newclass] [newclass=.body b]color:#c93232[/newclass] [newclass=.header1]font:bold 40px Arial;width:390px;background:rgb(25,25,25);color:rgb(254, 254, 254);text-align:center;padding:30px;[/newclass] [newclass=.header2]font:bold 30px Arial;width:420px;background:rgb(25,25,25);margin:auto;color:rgb(254, 254, 254);text-align:center;padding:15px;[/newclass] |
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