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tooth fairy
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i'm sorry, not sorry
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for what i said
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Like...
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Oh.
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My.
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God.
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Business was slow as hell, maybe it was because the place looks like a whole ass haunted house?!
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A nice lookin' one and all, but STILL!
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It was a bit of a fix-er up-er for sure, that's why he just leaned into where he could for the aesthetic to save on expenses n' costs. You know, fix what was necessary, add some decor here and there, leave it looking a little aged and disheveled since the previous tenant fucked it up for whatever reason. At least whoever gave him a chance as a client appreciated his work and wrote nicer things than he'd heard directed to him in his whole friggin' life. The excitement of being welcomed into his establishment regardless of race, gender, religion, quirk, sexuality...it was something he was happy to provide.
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Well at least it was something he could do effortlessly.
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Didn't need to put on some sort of weird ass act, no falsehood, just be himself with a layer of professionalism to who he was as a person. It's more than what he could as for, actually? Though he couldn't help but wonder why things were so much slower than usual...maybe there was an event or something going on? Running a thinly gloved hand through his dual colored locks while letting out one hell of a sigh.
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Saturn didn't need him at the agency today, didn't call on him either so maybe he could just go ahead and work on some repairs he'd been putting off? Wouldn't be a terrible idea, actually. There was that fussy, broken ice maker he'd always put off fixing in the break room...there was never a huge rush to fix it. Hell, then maybe swing by the Kaiju Cakery and try not to come off as a fanboy? The owner was hot as hell for a woman and she had a way with making delicious baked goods, too!
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Shrugging to himself as he strolled into the back, figuring he'd hear someone come in if anyone could be arsed to show up. Once he got himself to the break room he'd sometimes use as a crash pad, he squinted motherfuckingly at the broken ice maker that sat pathetically broken upon the table. Taking off his sheer gloves and throwing on a hoodie to protect his yellow, short sleeved dress shirt and buttoned up dark brown vest, last thing he wanted was to get something nice he owned all icked up! Like god forbid his pretty wardrobe gets some nasty ass stain on it, how about we just don't...that was his mentality over here. The dark brown slacks would be fine, if anything...though wait a second, maybe not!
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Quickly grabbing an apron as he grumbled beneath his breath, that's when he'd grab his tools and start taking apart the busted machine. "Alright, girl, tell me what's up and lessee if we can fix you...that or like I'll have to get a new one...bleghhh..." Grumbling to the inanimate object before poking his tongue out at the thought of dumping money into something he could fix himself. Tossing on a pair of magnifying goggles, that's when he spotted the culprit...a busted spring! "AHA! GOTCHA, BITCH! C'mere...!" Just as he was trying to wiggle the spring out to fuss with it, the door chimed and he couldn't help but grumble beneath his breath for a moment.
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They could tooooooootally wait for like...five seconds, right?
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Letting his gaze shift towards the TV that played footage directly from the security cameras, that's when he saw the beefcake who baked cakes next door looking around his shop! Fumbling the pliers that gripped upon the stubborn spring, his eyes widened with complete and utter shock as his heart raced like fast and the furious! What in the world could she want? It wasn't like she ever came to his place for like.....anything outside of deliveries...? Not that he could remember out the gate anyway, which was a damn shame cause he would love to have her as a client--and more but ya know what? She was probably into chicks, most women he was attracted to had zero time for men so he was just...going to not play the game of fuck around and find out.
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WELL UH...
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Not unless he was drunk off his ass with the slip of tongue or she made a move first.
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Not even bothering to get his sheer gloves back on, losing all his remaining brain cells in the flustered fuss panic of 2100, he scampered out of the seat and figured he'll either hunt down the rouge spring later OR just buy a new one. It wasn't that deep and either choice was a million times better than finding a replacement ice maker! The guy looked like a fashion disaster right now, but it didn't even cross his mind! The tall blonde bolted to the counter to greet the burly woman who still had juuuust enough femininity about her that she could easily rock whatever the hell sort of look she was vibing with.
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"Heeeeeeeey~! Welcome to Hauntingly Beautiful~! Sorry I was like totally taking a break, but what brings you here?" Resting one hand on his hip, he eyed her up and down then right back up before idly waggling his hand dismissively, "Is it the bad hair day? Cause like girl, if it is, I'll fix you right up. I got a whole lot of nothing goin' on right now~" He motioned toward the side of his head to emphasize he was talking more about the buzzed sides that could use a little T.L.C. After all, he had to keep his own hair-do in check, so oh boy howdy was her hair crisis relatable! Too short and it looked terrible, too long and it looked like a god forsaken yard riddled with friggin weeds!
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CHAOTIC GOOD
CHAOS GREMLIN
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