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home sweet home.

there’s nothin quite like relaxin in a heap of garbage after havin to play big boss to a bunch of people you don’t wanna be in charge of anyway. fortunately, they taught about this thing called democracy and how everyone can have a voice and i’m like whoa yeah i want that for sure. they still kinda give me a little extra leverage but that’s cos i’m like really good at arm wrestlin i think.

funny thing about that is, i beat someone at it once and then they attacked me for it. ripped the guys arm off by mistake but i thought it was a prank. they ended up tryin to kill me so i had to squeeze his head like a grape to protect me and a new friend i made. she was an awesome bat. like the sport.

turns out he knew people. and now that i have more of a rep or whatever it’s like… damn… i’m such a target. things have calmed down from the initial big WHOOSH everyone knows me!! buuuut i still get the straggler every once awhile.

like this guy.

he’s got four arms and an attitude and honestly really strong shoulders. he threw me through a wall of a nearby cafe like nuffin — no muffins.

“dang, i coulda used one of those muffins… ow…”

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this is where the bruises come from
this is where the game gets ugly.

Technically, you’re not supposed to kill your own boss. It’s frowned upon. Legally. Judicially. Then again, that applies to killing anybody, but it’s probably more frowned upon to kill your own boss specifically? Maybe? Fuck it, whatever the case is — whatever the laws are about it — Yaoyao’s this close to breaking all of ‘em.

[ boss ] ya so uhhh i’m not comin in today
[ boss ] theres this awesome new brand collab at this cafe right next 2 my neighborhood in my fave game
[ boss ] yk how it is
[ boss ] gotta get them points baybeeeeeee
[ boss] cant miss it
[ boss ] u can handle rescheduling the appointments n opening n stuff
[ boss ] love how i can always count on u yaochan 💖

Except she’s at that cafe and there’s no goddamn brand collaboration in sight. Just a normal cafe, and a normal setup, and no sign of her boss and the keys she’d need to even get into the parlor to reschedule those stupid appointments that aren’t even part of her job/apprenticeship anyway, and. She’s gonna kill him. She’s gonna do it. She’s honest to god just gonna —

CRASH.

Oh, look, a convenient shitshow for her to deal vent her fury on instead of Kenichi Inumatsu’s face (or her phone). How nice.

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“whuh oh!”

he’s not done slammin’ down on me, huh? right through the wall to follow up on that hit and to think i thought i could outsmart him! it may not look it but i’m pretty tough. i shoulda stuck to like punchin the guy out. especially since once i look at him… he’ll get weaker i’m pretty sure. if anything two of those arms gotta stop at least…

“oh hey.” i bump into some mean lookin’ gal who was maybe weirdly excited at the mess we brought into the place. “you mind if i grab one of these muffins after this?”

he’s revvin up again and i’m not sure if i’ll be able to protect her from a hit of his… man, there’s only one thing to do but i really don’t wanna get hit again.

“hey big guy cmon over here!” a distraction! i side step before he commits to his charge and start doin’ a little dancin to make sure he’s followin’ me. they call this one the cotton eyed joe in the states according to yams. i dont really know what that means but i’m tryin my best here

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