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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Feb 8, 2024 17:08:08 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]It's polite to refer to someone you don't know by their last name—preferably with a polite, respectful honorific like -san. Sebastian, however, didn't care to be polite—or rather, it was more that he found it more entertaining to be rude. It was for that reason that Sebastian typically opted to refer to people using nicknames and often sans honorifics. The few times he did use honorifics, it was because he felt as though it'd make his rudeness more potent (like referring to Kioko as Ki-tan, for example). When Elijah made sure to correct Sebastian, Sebastian made sure to take note of that.
"E-Li-Jahn~," he waved, in his usual sing-song cadence. "I don't mind if you call me Sebas-chan, by the way, or you could even drop the honorifics, if you prefer!" he smiled, slapping his cheeks together shaking side-to-side.
It probably wasn't a good idea to be poking the bear right before getting in the ring with it, but Sebastian was never afraid of getting a little hurt for his antics. He had quite a good deal of practice with talking shit and subsequently getting hit.
"Okay, so, as I explained in class, this isn't about winning. What I'm looking to see is how well you can use your Quirk in a combat scenario. You'll primarily be graded on your control and creativity, but I also want to see both of your athleticism at play since you both have quirks that enhance your maneuverability. Begin on my mark," the teacher nodded, raising his hand.
"Well, Eli-jahn, don't hold back," he grinned, raising his fists and assuming a southpaw boxing stance. | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Feb 2, 2024 19:03:00 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]If Sebastian were to do anything at all it would be in pursuit of doing nothing at all. Doing absolutely nothing was his life's mission, and he'd do anything if it meant accomplishing it. So why the fuck would he go out of his way to tutor this idiot? Money. It's always money. God, fuck how much he hated being stuck running this goddamn rat race.
"Hm...Well, I suppose I could. My time is valuable, but if you're willing to compensate me for it...How could I possibly say no? Very well! From henceforth, I shall be your Sansei!"
Sebastian-sansei...Why did it feel so natural? It's weird. For some reason it felt like it was his destiny to become a Sansei. ...Pfft! Nah! Work is for suckers!
"Under my tutelage, you'll surely become a galaxy-brained genius."
In truth, by accepting this job, Sebastian was likely going to making her dumber than she already was. He was probably sabotaging her chances at actually becoming a hero. The thought crossed his mind that he was going to ruin her future by lying to her. The ethical thing to do would be to shut this shit down—perhaps even refer her to someone like Jun for actual tutoring. ...Then again, if she fails in life, that's not really his problem. I mean, he didn't actually care if her life gets ruined so long as his life improves. Yeah, fuck it. He'll tutor. | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Jan 12, 2024 1:47:55 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Marrying for love is a sucker's game. People back in the ancient times had it right: marriage is best when done in pursuit of one's best—often financial—interests. Still, he knew that most people (wrongly) believed otherwise. If he wanted to con some dumb rich girl, he'd need to play the game. "I sure am. I'm also smart, funny, and incredibly humble, wink!" he winked.
Food always tastes better when it's free. While the omurice wasn't bad, it wasn't the best because it wasn't freshly made. It sat for too long while he ate the appetizers/dessert. Because it was free, it canceled out the fact that it wasn't extra hot. He'd give it a 6/10: Technically passing. A D- is pretty good in his books. In fact, Sebastian would go so far as to say that a D- is the best possible grade. Therefore, the omurice was the greatest omurice possible.
"Mmm! Yes, haikus! Here, it's supes dupes ezpz. It's three lines: first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; third line, you say 'This is a Haiku,' which fits a 5 syllable scheme for balance, and it lets the reader know that it's a Haiku," he nodded, a foremost expert on all things Haiku-related. "Y'see, the Japanese people find simplicity and brevity to be beautiful. They're these short, poignant poems that evoke large ideas and powerful imager. I find them especially evocative because of how they say so much by not saying anything at all. The beauty in the unspoken word is immeasurable. In silent spaces, emotions and thoughts can be freely expressed, unbound by the constraints of language. That's why Haikus are short, and why they should always end with 'This is a Haiku.' It's also a neat little challenge to express as much as possible with only 12 syllables." | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Jan 8, 2024 11:39:27 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Taking a backhand to the face was definitely going to happen. He didn't expect anything less, and he absolutely welcomed it because it made for good slapstick comedy. He didn't even bother to fix his glasses which were now half-hanging off his face.
"J-Jun...I," he gasped, eyes wide with a hand over his chest and his other hand touching his pursed lips. "Are you saying that I'm always on your mind?" He cupped his cheeks between his palms and did a little shimmy dance. "Oh my, you simply send my heart aflutter with your sweet nothings, darling~!" And then he quickly dropped the act to slump his shoulders, tilt his head, and stared at her with an incredulous, open-mouthed expression. "Wait what was that about being a schizo? ...Is that offensive? Am I allowed to say that? Because if I'm not, I'm definitely going to say it wayyyyyy more."
Things just got real interesting. He already knew that Jun had some screws loose, but he was thinking that she wasn't right in the head because she was a self-sacrificing workaholic. If she was actually cuckoo crazy, then that would be hilarious.
"Man, are you, like, actually crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Heh. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats. I hate rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once..." and he kept repeating it in a loop (changing the first letter of rats each time) until she stopped him. | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Jan 8, 2024 11:28:33 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]In his scant 20 years of life on this bitch of an Earth, Sebastian had probably missed off more than a thousand women with his blatant sexism, inappropriate comments/questions (usually about their appearance), or sexual harassment. He couldn't recall a time when he had pissed a chick off for asking if she was "mid and mid." Neat! That's a new one!
"Ohhhhhh...I see. Well, good luck with that," he nodded, replying with his mouth full of food.
Luckily for Momo, the fact that she wasn't rich immediately made him lose all possible romantic interest in her. She could rest assured that any future harassment from him would be because he was bored and not because he wanted her hand in marriage. "Well, I'm rooting for you, and if you happen to become rich, hit me up, and I'll gladly marry you," he winked, shooting her with his unregistered finger guns.
"Whelp, I'm bored of the sweets. Omurice, please, and thank you. Once that wish has been fulfilled, I can get to wishing for other things, and then you can also scurry along to write a haiku asking Star-Santa for the power of the STD." | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Jan 6, 2024 1:10:33 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]She's a sloppy eater too!? "She's just like me, fr fr," he thought. "Well, almost. She's unironically stupid...Unless she's also acting too in which case she really is just like me, fr fr." No. She couldn't possibly be that stupid. It was quite clear from her guess that truly was just like him. She read him like a fucking book. She knew what he wanted, and she was perceptive enough to identify that he was cool or poor! There's no way that an idiot would be able to guess what he'd wish for or even recognize how cool/poor he was! Then again, there's no way that that could be the case because he didn't actually wish for people to be more like him. Therefore, if we use the Star Festival Law, shave it down with Occam's Razor, and then wield Newton's Flaming Laser Sword, we can deduce that Momo is probably not just like him, fr fr. "A penguin onesie
To replace the old one
This is a Haiku He wagged the slip of paper that had his penguin onesie wish written on it. "Wowie! How'd you know? Do you have the, um...What's it called...STD? Y'know, the one that lets you read brains!"Sebastian was really wishing that he had STD now. It'd help him figure out if she was actually someone that he could take advantage of. First thing's first: he needed to figure out her financial status. "Y'know, I am pretty cool AND poor. What about you? Are you cool and poor? Lame and rich? Mid and mid?" | |
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Dec 22, 2023 20:31:10 GMT
Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Dec 22, 2023 20:31:10 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Wow. She really was a ditz—that or an amazing actor. She says things that are on the same level of stupid as the things he says. The key difference was that she was saying them earnestly while he only said shit like that as a bit. Since she was so unphased by his jackassery, he decided to take a different approach just to see how that would play out.
"Good idea!" he nodded excitedly. "A bouncy ball would be a great wish!"
He sat back up with wide eyes as she presented the spread. It was like 80% sweets, 15% plain, and 5% healthy. Sebastian didn't believe in a higher power, but this was pretty compelling evidence for the existence of one. Although he found it quite comedic that this is what she considered balanced, he wasn't about to point that out. That would be rude, and he was trying a different approach.
"Wowie, really? My mom says the same thing!" he nodded, stuffing his mouth with sweets.
"Wowie! It's so-so-so-so nice to meet you! My name is Sebastian Sinclaire or Sinclaire Sebastian. That's Sebastian first name and Sinclaire last name!" | |
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Dec 22, 2023 19:24:55 GMT
Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Dec 22, 2023 19:24:55 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]This was usually around the time when Sebastian would get told to fuck off, so it came as quite the surprise when he didn't. She wasn't just screwing with him, was she? I mean, there's no way that someone could be that friendly, right?
...
He squinted his eyes and leaned forward so that his face was just inches away from hers. He looked her dead in the eyes with a scrutinizing intensity that bore to the very depths of the soul. Then as quickly as he invaded her space, he pulled away.
"Wow, that's crazy," he exclaimed, sandwiching his face between his hands.
He had met quite a handful of friendly people at U.A. so far, and he managed to get each one of them to quickly declare him a piece of shit. He wondered how hard he could push this one before she reached her breaking point. It was always a fun experiment to conduct!
"Well, since I am such a charitable person, I will allow you to have some of the food. You're very welcome!" he smiled, hitting her with a flourishing bow.
Twirling around, he crossed his arms over his chest and fell backwards onto her picnic blanket. Right as he hit the ground, he activated his quirk to make it temporarilu bouncy to cushion the fall, his body bouncing a couple inches off the ground a few times before settling down.
"Well? You going to get the food out? I can't spend all day humoring you. I do have this bag of wishes to hang, after all." | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Dec 22, 2023 6:02:10 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]The human body could only take so muc hstress before going into shutdown. While Sebastian wasn't at that threshhold yet, he was fast approaching it. Juggling naps, annoying his acquaintances—as he couldn't imagine that any of them actually considered him a friend—ignoring his responsibilities, not to mention trying to keep up with his favorite shows, hobbies, and of course plagiarizing the written works of others, he was stretching himself to the absolute limit. Almost to the point of snapping. Of course, he always got a sudden surge of energy whenever an opportunity to be hilarious reared its head. He just so happened to find just such an opportunity in the common's where such opportunities commonly occurred. Jun face planted right into her mashed potatoes. It was embarrassing, honestly. To make matters worse, there were plenty of people that saw this and did absolutely nothing. Sebastian, however, was not one of those individuals. He knew he had to do something. He snapped pictures of it on his new phone—thank you Ki-tan~!—and immediately started uploading them to all of his socials, making sure to caption and tag Jun (if possible). After making sure that this moment would be immortalized forever online, he walked on over to her to wake her from her dreams so that she could face the nightmare that was Sebastian. Twiddling his fingers, he went right for her ponytail so that he could lift her face from the mashed potatoes. "GOOD MORNING, MY DARLING JUN~" he shouted, making sure to draw as much attention to the both of them. "My, oh, my, you look absolutely gorgeous as usual, darling. I love what you've done with your makeup~!" | |
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Dec 22, 2023 5:50:39 GMT
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Man, people really do wish for lame things, don't they? World peace? Good health? True love? Lame. Lame. Lame. These poor chumps really don't see the bigger picture, eh? Maybe he ought to wish that people were more like him. ...On second thought, that'd be a bad idea. If everyone was like him, then there wouldn't be any suckers for people like him to prey on. Speaking of...
"How's about Weiss! No, wait that doesn't make sense. Also, you wouldn't get it. Only one person would get it. Actually, she probably wouldn't get it either. In fact, I don't even get it! Why did I say that?" he rambled like a crazy person, expressively emoting and waving his arms frantically. "Ooh! I know! How about beggar's lice! Which would be me. Actually, half of me. I'm one of those things. Hint: Not the the latter. If I were both of those things, I'd be a plant, but I guess I could be a plant since I have no intention of leaf-ing you alone. That joke makes more sense in English, by the way. Anyway, give me your omurice!" he said with a smile and a finger gun.
"...Actually, you've got other things in there, eh? I'll take that too. Smells good. Although, I understand if you're only willing to part with the omurice since I technically only wished for omurice." | |
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ALIAS
The Fool
OCCUPATION
1st-Year College Student
EVENT TOKENS
0
QUIRK
Elasticity
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Dec 19, 2023 19:13:53 GMT
Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Dec 19, 2023 19:13:53 GMT
Sebastian ♣
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"] I want lots of cash.
Seriously, like, a lot.
This is a Haiku.
I don't want to work.
Make it so that I don't work.
This is a Haiku.
Breakfast would be nice.
I'll take a hot omurice.
This is a Haiku.
My back is itchy.
Can you scratch that one spot, please?
This is a Haiku. The Star Festival was one of Sebastian's favorite holidays. Why? Because it was one of the few times of the year where it was socially acceptable to ask for unreasonable things! He knew that this whole wishing thing was bullshit, but on the off chance that it wasn't...Well, why not hedge your bets, right? And so he wrote hundreds of different haikus on his homework assignments and hung them up on any bamboo branch that he could find, spreading them out just so his wishes had a high chance of being spotted by the wish-goblins (those are a thing, right?). He started off by throwing his wishes onto bamboo trees around the campus. He figured he'd start where he lives and work his way out into the city until his wishes were all over the place. "Huh...Ain't no room for my wishes on this tree. I should've wished for more bamboo trees at U.A. ...Wait, no that wouldn't work because then I'd still need a tree to put that wish on," he mused aloud. Shrugging his shoulders, he took a peak at some of the wishes on one of the branches so that he could throw it away to make room for his far more important wishes. "Please cure my grandma of her terminal..." he muttered. "Boring!" he shouted, throwing the wish off the branch and dropping it on the ground. Then he replaced it with his wish for omurice. | |
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ALIAS
The Fool
OCCUPATION
1st-Year College Student
EVENT TOKENS
0
QUIRK
Elasticity
Archived
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Sept 7, 2023 9:36:58 GMT
Sebastian ♣
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Sebastian was an inventor at heart. He may not have been a very successful one, but he certainly took pride in his creativity. His inventions may have been about as useful and functional as a screen door on a submarine, but the work kept him busy and out of trouble.
His latest invention was a contraption meant to make his morning breakfast routine easier. It was a Rube Goldberg machine that would pop bread into a toaster, remove it from the toaster, butter and jelly it, and then fling it right into his mouth. So anyway, it failed to accomplish any of that. Y'know what it did do? Lodge a bowling ball in the wall of his dorm room. That was probably a problem, so he needed to cover that up before that got found out. And so that's what led him back to his parents' place.
He needed to take some stuff from his old room to hide the damage. Unfortunately, his parents had moved all of his stuff out into a storage facility so that they could renovate his old room into a man cave for his dad. Sebastian didn't have a license or a car to go down there and get his shit out of storage, and his parents were decidedly apathetic toward his situation. Surprise, surprise. At the very least, he did get to walk away with a fruit basket his mom's coworker had given the family, so the trip wasn't all lost.
And so he began his trek back to school: next stop train station."" | |
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ALIAS
The Fool
OCCUPATION
1st-Year College Student
EVENT TOKENS
0
QUIRK
Elasticity
Archived
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Sept 7, 2023 8:57:09 GMT
Sebastian ♣
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]With a response like that, it was very clear that she wasn't cut from a finer cloth. The rich women he knew were a lot more refined in speech and manner. The violence didn't disqualify her as being rich since all women had a God-given right to physically assault Sebastian, but everything else certainly did. "Yeah, that checks out. You are definitely the furthest thing from a proper lady of high society. No offense," he smiled.
Normally, the path of least resistance was the most preferable one. It would've been easy to let her have the spot. It would've also been boring to let her have the spot. If she was open to confrontation then so was Sebastian. It'd be a nice distraction and a good bit of entertainment to accompany his meal.
"Good grief, someone's clearly hangry," he nodded, replying to her in his usual sing-song cadence. He shrugged his shoulders and shook his head. "Well, I don't want to cause you any problems so, I'll just—" cutting himself off, he quickly picked up a piece of shrimp tempura with his chopsticks and tried to stuff the whole thing in her mouth when she opened her mouth again to threaten him.
He just couldn't resist poking the bear. ...Or I guess feeding it, in this case. Well, hopefully this bear didn't have a deadly allergy to shrimp. ...If she did though, he'd be doing her and the world a favor. Those who cannot eat a shrimp ought to be put out of their misery. It's a mercy. | |
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ALIAS
The Fool
OCCUPATION
1st-Year College Student
EVENT TOKENS
0
QUIRK
Elasticity
Archived
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Sept 6, 2023 13:06:04 GMT
Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Sept 6, 2023 13:06:04 GMT
Sebastian ♣
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]Sebastian might've been a leech, but he was also a man. No real man with dignity and honor would publicly prostrate themselves and beg for something as unimportant as a phone. Nay! Sebastian would not swallow his pride and beg Kioko! She did not deserve that satisfaction! lmao jk He gave her a confident smirk and thumbed his nose at her. In an instant, he was on his knees with his forehead to the ground, publicly bowing before her without an ounce of shame. "Lady Kushiki, I beseech thee. Though I am unworthy of your presence and presents, I ask that you would, in your infinite benevolence, bestow upon me a brand new phone!" he said aloud, his voice trembling in exaggerated melodrama. ... He paused for a moment to let his quick display of shamelessness sink in before looking back up at her with an incredulous expression. "Y'know with how you do this, I'm starting to think that this is like some sort of weird kink for you," he said in a plain tone. "Then again, I also keep doing it, so maybe I'm the pervert," he joked. "Anyway, can I sit at the table again, or do you want me to stay on the ground the whole time? I can also bark like a dog if that helps you finish," he said with a snap and a finger gun. | |
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ALIAS
The Fool
OCCUPATION
1st-Year College Student
EVENT TOKENS
0
QUIRK
Elasticity
Archived
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Post by Sebastian Sinclaire on Sept 4, 2023 1:20:22 GMT
Sebastian ♣
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♠ Sinclaire | [attr="class","FaustContent"]All his life, people had told him that he was hard-headed. They were right. He was. He just wasn't physically hard-headed. It sounded like a good idea at the time, but once his head actually made contact, he quickly realized that it was, in fact, not a good idea at all. He was lucky that he was braced for impact, otherwise he would've accidentally bit his tongue off and drowned in his own blood. As he came plummeting down from the sky, he laid out a nice little air trampoline to break his fall and stop him from falling into the water. "Villain! Even if I fall, I know my comrades surely will succeed!" he shouted, laying in his air trampoline bed, fighting back the urge to vomit from having to say such icky, heroic lines. In truth, Sebastian probably could've pushed past this all and kept on going. Why bother doing that though? That was just extra effort at that point. He had done enough, and he figured that with all of his heroic bullshit that he'd easily rank high enough to get into U.A. Laying back and raking in the points for a classic self-sacrifice was just the optimal play. There was nobody who would question him being tired after using his quirk for so long and taking some head trauma. Hell, they didn't know how his quirk made him feel anyway, so he could just play it off as extreme exhaustion. Nap time. | |
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